Holy Crap, that Bird Just Killed a Fox
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This is why I came here. To watch nature run its bloody course. Continue reading
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Take Me into Your Yurt World. Deeper.
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And then please find somewhere else to sleep. Continue reading
May Day Mountain Mob
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“Let it at me small. BUT! It is longer than others.” Continue reading
Phnom Penh on Wheels
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If not for the wheel, Cambodia would still be in South America. Continue reading
Peaking the Pinnacles: A Sorta Really Difficult Climb
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Dennis Quaid and Lou Gosset Jr. would love this climb. Continue reading
Swimming with the Sea Dorks of Sipadan
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Coral crunchers and bustling barracuda. Continue reading
When Torajans Die, It’s Kind of a Big Deal
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It’s a long walk from dead to buried. Continue reading
Chernobyl. It’s a Joke.
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Touring a Poisoned Ghost Town with Mr. Giggles Continue reading
Yalta: Land of Chekhov and the Captain
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But I could choose only one for the lead photo Continue reading
A Good Dog is an Insane Dog
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Raising a Family Landmine Detectors Continue reading
Keep Chewing Little Doggy, You’re Almost There
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Monkey Inspires Dog to See the World Continue reading
Flamin’ Abe and the Urfa Fish Story
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Welcome to Prophet Town Continue reading
Hell Mell 2: The Rhododendron Jungle
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A Story So Harrowing You’ll Doubtless Question Whether it Could Possibly Be True Continue reading
Hip-hopopotamus and the Big Five Minus Two
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No Cats Today, but That’s Okay. Really. Continue reading
Slaughtered in the House of God
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The Story of Rwanda’s Nyamata Church Continue reading
Arthur Treacher’s Fishin’ Chimps
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They’re more human than human, if you catch my drift. Continue reading
The Bees Recognize His Sovereignty
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And so should you if you know what’s good for you. Continue reading
Sand on the Run
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And the first one said to the second one there, “I hope you’re having fun.” Continue reading
If I Liked Children, I’d Have Stolen These Two to Keep in My Basement and Stunt their Growth
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Don’t You Just Want to Eat Them Up! Continue reading
Day 8: Shit Hits Fan
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Base Camp Reached, followed by Tragedy in our Team Continue reading
Where Tigers Leap Over White Water without Cause
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The story goes that a tiger jumped over this stretch of rough river and that’s how the gorge got its name. But it’s a really wide river, and on the other end is a sheer rock face. So it may … Continue reading
There Is Landslip In This Way So…
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You should really finish your thought before you decide to paint it on a rock. Continue reading
If Walt Disney Drew Blueprints for a Chinese Historical City…
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…it would likely look like Lijiang. Continue reading
Lijiang in Motion
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Where are they going? Do we really want to know? Continue reading
Too Cute to Fail
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Too stupid to succeed. Continue reading
All the Soldiers Are Hand Jobs
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Ancient Play-Doh Conquers Afterlife Continue reading
Beijing’s Palaces and Stuff
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A Peek at Peking Continue reading
Shit-fried Pork and other Chinese Delicacies
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I may never forgive that carp. Continue reading
Tiananmen Square: Now I Know How Rockwell Felt
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I always feel like somebody’s watchin’ me. Though to be fair, my meds ran out about a week ago. Continue reading
Another Pic on the Wall
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We don’t need no preservation. We don’t need no crowd control. Continue reading
Between the Hip and the Whip the Sun Did Set
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Golden whip? Golden whip? Three golden whips. Continue reading
This Monk, He’s Gone to Heaven
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The creature in the sky got sucked in a hole. Continue reading